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We all have opinions


We can keep those opinions to ourselves, but what would be the fun in that?

A long time ago, people could only spread their opinions to those in their immediate vicinity.
They could poison only the minds of those around them, so they started using smoke signals.
This enabled them to tell people miles away about how smoke signals were ruining
the ozone layer.

Eventually people started sending pigeons across water, and a few short centuries later
we have the internet.

The internet is a magical place where opinions can reach across the world almost instantaneously. We as a species have come so far. Here at satirist.ca, we would like to profit off of this.
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  1. P-A-R-A-D-I-S-E
    P-A-R-A-D-I-S-E
  2. Pigeons flying across water
    Pigeons flying across water
  3. INTERNET, No?
    INTERNET, No?
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